chicken pot pie

and I don’t care.

sometimes, you just gotta let your inner fat girl loose

bought a pot pie from Whole Foods

figured, it was of the healthier variety

until it was delivered to me

feeds up to five, at 350 calories per serving

are you fucking kidding me?

I could eat the entire pie by myself

I hate this per serving system bull shit

and that I even fucking care

my metabolism ain’t what it was

not even remotely

the life of a forty something year old woman

these days, if I even look at a brownie I gain weight

but I’m on my period

so…

for the next couple of days

I eat whatever the fuck I want and give myself a bloody pass

no pun intended

chicken pot pie

and I don’t care.