don’t want no short short man

I know a lot of chics who hate a dick pic.

I ain’t one of ’em.

okay, I’m not a fan of a random dick pic from a stranger. that shit is uncalled for and weird by any account; however, after we’ve made it thru the first official make or break phase of taking it from a dating app to text and there’s a mutual desire to actually meet due to chemistry, then lay it on me…

send me your dick pic.

none of them wide angle, filtered shots, either.

I want one at scale.

put a quarter next to it.

or better yet, a six inch hoagie.

then… and only then… will I decide you worthy of pursuance.

because, life’s too short for a short short man.

unless you’re into that… in which case, good for you.

Dicklaimer: if I have offended anyone by this short brain dropping, imagine being shortchanged unknowingly and feeling obliged to do the deed anyway because you really don’t wanna hurt anyone’s feelings.