one pump chump

anyone else here ever sleep with a guy who has trouble getting IT up and when he finally does it’s only a half chub… then comes after only one actual stroke?

this is dating in your 40s.

this is why I prefer dating dudes in their 30s.

the older I get, the more I understand why older men prefer younger women.

us older single women are of the same cloth.

we want someone young, fun, and full of cum…

someone lacking baggage and still ignorant to the reality of how fucked our existence is.

someone who still has hope because they still have hair.

someone who can provide me with a bit of an escape from the weight of the reality of our inevitable demise.

someone who can make that escape last for more than a bloody ten seconds.

someone who’s not a one pump chump.